We have decided on an Extra Special Offer for our remaining collection of 2005 (Series 1) and 2006 (Series 2) Turds Collectibles. We want to give those of you just starting your Turd collections a break!

You stand to make HUGE SAVINGS on these last stock items from the 2005 (Series 1) and 2006 (Series 2). This is an unrepeatable offer! The deal on individual Turd Characters is generous enough .. the offer on the last few Series 1 and 2 Sets (in original packaging) is amazing!

OFFER CLOSES WITH THE LAST SET; ACT NOW! Once gone .. gone forever!!

On your desk .. on your mantle .. on your dresser .. in your vehicle? The Turds Collectibles generate intense curiosity and considerable humour! Collect these last remaining Series 1 and 2 Turds Collectibles at our Extra Special Offer from Your Local Stockist. Drop in and see the actual characters in person. You will be impressed with their genuine quality. Not near a stockist? No problem! Buy online here. Shopping on our site is safe and we guarantee it. Pay by MasterCard, Visa, Bank Deposit, Online Transfer or Cheque (Allow 3 days from receipt of cheque.)

Turds Collectibles. Now in here NZ! .. Yes! .. Really! .. No shit!